"Safe" and "Dangerous" Words for a Necessary Daily Function

Hi dear guys and fellas you see in my older post i xplain some dangerous english word as i promise you in this post i bring you another thing that is "Safe" and "Dangerous" Words for a Necessary Daily Function read the following:*)

The following words all refer to the same action and its product. But each word is correct only in its own special situation.

verb forms: Defecate, have a bowl movement, use the

bathroom, make ka ka, make number two, go,

take a shit.

noun forms: feces, stool, bowel movement, dirt, droppings,

b.m., turds, s.h.i.t

1. Formal: (Doctor to patient)

"We have to check a sample of your stool. When you defecate,

use this special case to obtain a small stool sample. Bring it to

the laboratory for testing."

Formal: (Reslauranl inspeclor's wrillen report)

"We found mouse feces on the shelves in the kitchen."

2. General Use: (A mother to another mother)

"The baby hasn't had a bowel movement in two days. I wonder

if I should give him a laxative? His b.m.'s have been very

h.: rd and dry."

3. Euphemism: (Guest to host at a party)

"May I use your bathroom?"

Euphemism: (Woman to companionin the street)

"Watch out! Don't step in the dog dirt."

4. Children's words: (Three-yetlr-oldchild)

"Mommy,I have to makelea lea."

Children's words: (Older child)

"Guess what? The dog did number two in the living room."

5. Slang: (Any memberof the family)

"Can we stop at a gas station soon? I have to go!"

Slang: (Friendto friend)

"Watch out! Don't step in the dog turds!"

6. Vulgar. (In a college dormitory)

"Excuse me, I have to go take a shit"!

"Dangerous English" Goes to the Movies

movie rating system

As i explain in my older post about "Dangerous English" here you'll learn that:

There is a system for rating American movies. The ratings do not say how good the movies are. They only tell the level of 6, nudity, violence, and vulgar language that are included. (Nudity= men and women without clotheson. Violence=fighting, hurting, killing, blood).

"G"

"G" movies are for general audiences, including youngchildren. There are no nude (unclothed) scenes, few scenes ofviolence, and no vulgar language.

"PG"

"PG"movies suggest that Parental Guidance is needed, and the movie is not good for young children. A "PG" movie may contain brief (short) 6 scenes. The actors may be nude from the waist upfor a brief time. Or a "PG" movie may contain some upsetting violence and vulgar language.

"R"

"R" movies are Restricted. That means that children under 18 years of age must be accompanied by an adult. ''R'' movies may contain a lot of nudity and 6, or a lot of violence, or both 6 and violence. There may be a lot of vulgar language.

"X"

"X" movies are for adults 18 and older only. "X" movies are generally p.o.r.nographic,with not much story at all. They are made for the purpose of ...ual excitement. There are many dctailed 6 scenes, with possible perversions, nude bodies, and vulgar language.
Okay, that's all for now,,,I am out.

What Is "Dangerous English"?

In every language, there are "dangerous" words. These are words that may be embarrassing for the speaker to say, or cause the listener to feel insulted, to become angry, or to judge the speaker in a negative way.!!!!!!!???

In English, most of these dangerous words refer to ....ual parts of our bodies, ...ual activities, and bathroom functions. Yet these words are among the most necessary, useful, and interesting words in our language.

Other words may be dangerous because they are forbidden by Christian or Jewish religious teachings.

The best way to learn about them is to have a very good American friend!But what if you don't have such a friend?then follow my blog in future post i'll show you!It will save you from many embarrassing situations and help you understand a very interesting part of American culture. Whether you want to learn to use this colorful language, or learn to avoid it, you need this blog!!!

They’re, their or there?

These three words are often used incorrectly too, just like it’s and its, even by native speakers. Again, it’s not very difficult to remember which is correct when.

They’re is the short form of they are:

My parents have gone on holiday and they’re in France today.

When students like a teacher, they’re more likely to do well in the subject he or she teaches.

Their is a possessive word, just like its or my:

My children always leave their toys all over the place.

The dogs ran towards their master.

There is an adverb of place; it means in that place. Think of it as an answer to the question “where?”. Here are some sample sentences:

We didn’t want to go there, but we had to.

Why did you put my book there?

Here’s a sentence with all three words; note how they’re (!) used:

They’re there, and all their friends are with them.

The Early 21 st Century’s Words and Expressions Existing in the En.Language but not in Dictionaries

The Early 21 st Century's Words and Expressions Existing in the English Language but not in Dictionaries
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 با سلام خدمت دوستان گلم این شامل لغات و اصطلاحات جدید قرن بیست و یکم هست که خیلی جالب هست مطالعه اون خالی از لطف نیست از لینک زیر دانلود کنید

This new contains units (lessons) for English teachers to explain words or expressions in the current news or today conversations, which you can't find in the dictionary!!!

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Have you ever heard about other ways of greeting?

Hi everybody today I am going to talk all about saying HELLO and GOODBYE when we first meet someone whether  it is a person we know or someone we are meeting for the first time we will normally use simple a sentences as a way of greeting there are many ways to saing Hello i bring you in the following, pay attention please:

Hi there,hello there,Hey how are you doing?,Howdy friend(usa),what's up?,how is it going?,WOW it's good to see you, we sometimes use a double greeting for example:Hi there Hey how are you doing?, Hello how have you been?, it's good to see you How is life been treating you?

Saying goodbye

there are many ways to saying goodbye too here it is:

bye for now,see ya,so long,Ciao,later,cheerio, see you around,Farewell, Ta-ra, see you again, Ta-ta for now,Catch you later,  

you will often here me say "Ta-ta" at the end of my this post, this expression is mostly used in certain parts of UK It is a friendly, fun way so saying goodbye

well i have come to the end of my this post until next time we talk about Greeting here thank you for listening me.

Ta-ta for now :*)

Did you know what is the longest word in english???!!!

PNEUMONO ULTRA MICRO SCOPIC SILICO VOLCANO CONIOSIS 
A lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust.This is the longest word in any English dictionary.

A proverb of our Persian Language

Here is a good persian proverb take a look the following:

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him.

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him.

He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, wake him.

And he who knows and knows that he knows is wise, follow him.

That's it!!!!!

Fun with english

Can you raed tihs?  Olny srmat poelpe can.  I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.  Amzanig, huh?  Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!